CI/CD pipelines, Kubernetes, infrastructure as code, observability, and the practices that turn code into running systems.
A dentist software company buys four observability platforms in 72 hours, builds 147 dashboards nobody opens, and spends $487K watching nothing. A mockumentary based on real industry data from Splunk, PagerDuty, and New Relic.
Your entire platform went down because a recommendation service got slow. Not down — slow. Here's how circuit breakers, bulkheads, and retries prevent cascading failures, with production-ready Spring Boot implementations and a real-world anatomy of the 2025 AWS outage.
A satirical sci-fi tale about a space station that tried to build a CI/CD pipeline in 30 days with no plan, wrong tools, and zero understanding of automation.
A comedic survival guide to Kubernetes for developers who just wanted to deploy a web app. Covers Pods, Deployments, Services, Ingress, health checks, and production best practices—with enough humor to keep you from crying into your terminal.
You wanted to deploy a web app. Docker wanted you to understand images, containers, volumes, networks, and a file format that punishes indentation mistakes. This is the guide that explains all of it — from scratch, with practical examples, and without pretending any of it is intuitive.
Docker, Kubernetes, Terraform, Prometheus — all written in Go. That's not a coincidence. Go's goroutines, static binaries, and fast compilation made it the default language of cloud infrastructure. Here's why, with the numbers to prove it.
