A satirical sci-fi tale about a space station that tried to build a CI/CD pipeline in 30 days with no plan, wrong tools, and zero understanding of automation.
A gaming empire built on grandma's slot machine addiction decided to stop making games, spent billions buying creativity they'd later destroy, and fired thousands while executives kept their ocean-view palaces. This is corporate self-destruction so spectacular it deserves its own casino.
New leadership arrives. They restructure teams, rebrand the methodology, and launch a transformation initiative. Six months later, the same bugs ship, the same deadlines slip, and the same post-mortem gets written in a slightly different font. A satirical look at why the cycle never breaks.
Five years of experience required for a three-year-old framework. A whiteboard interview that tests nothing you'll do on the job. A "culture fit" assessment conducted over artisanal coffee. Tech hiring is broken, everyone knows it, and nobody fixes it. A comedy in five painful acts.
The conference talk says "shift left." The Sprint says "there's no time." The PM says "just test it faster." What happens when textbook QA methodology meets the reality of a development team that shipped yesterday's code this morning?
